I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via guy)

laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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(via sodamnrelatable)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via astral-garden)